I Believe

Famous quote from Crash Davis in the movie Bull Durham that I like...
"Well, I believe in the soul, the c***, the p****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Hm...so it should come as no surprise by now that I decided to figure out what it is I believed in.
Here goes...

I believe a glass of wine everyday is not only good for the body, but good for the soul. I believe people are generally good at heart, they just stray. I believe in spanking children, second chances, and learning from your mistakes. I sometimes believe Jeanie C. Riley was talking about Pearl when she sang "Harper Valley PTA." I believe competitive Rock, Paper, Scissors tournaments are ridiculous and a cup of hot tea with a shot of whiskey will take care of the sniffles for you. I believe no matter how hard you try, your cooking will never taste as good as your mom's. I believe in mental health days. I believe in love. I believe everyone likes flowers, including men, but the best gifts aren't ones you buy. I believe chivalry is alive, somewhere. And I believe in kisses all over, whispering sweet nothings in your ear, and falling asleep in your lover's arms.

A bit longer, and I could list more, but I will decline. Boring you to death with my beliefs is not sometime I believe in. Haha.

I am in a lot of pain right now, so I am going to take some Ibuprofen and sleep. Good Night.